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Oto-laryngo-urology joke June 28, 2009

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An old gentleman walks into a clinic. The receptionist asked him what he wanted to see the doctor about.

“‘It’s my penis!” said the old gentleman in a rather loud voice like the hard-of-hearing often do.

“Shh!” said the receptionist, “Don’t say penis, you might upset some people. Say it’s your ear instead. Let’s start again, what seems to be the problem?”

“”It’s my ear!” said the old gent.

“What’s the matter with it?” asked the receptionist?

“”I can’t pee out of it!” replied the old gentleman.

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Biochemistry joke #1 June 28, 2009

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Q: What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

A: You can’t hear an enzyme…